Okay, ready for the quotes now?

“Thirteen Quotes from Moon's Fav 2007 Movie...Hairspray”

1) Corny Collins: [singing] Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool!

2) Penny Pingleton: Without that show I have nothing!
Prudy Pingleton: Having nothing builds character!

3) Velma Von Tussle: 'Detroit sound?' What's that? The cries of people being mugged?

4) Velma Von Tussle: They're just kids, that's why we have to steer them in the white direction.
Corny Collins: [pause] RIGHT direction?
Velma Von Tussle: Isn't that what I said?
(don’t you just love to hate her?)

5) Edna Turnblad: If you want to be famous, learn how to take blood out of car upholstery. That's a skill you can take right to the bank.

6) Corny Collins: Velma, isn’t this where it’s all heading anyway? Now you can fight it, or you can rock out to it!

7) Edna Turnblad: If you protest you'll be in files! You'll be on lists! J. Edgar Hoover will still be wire-tapping your cold body in the grave.

8) Velma Von Tussle: Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!

9) Prudy Pingleton: [about Tracy, who was just on the news] You see? You see! If I let you leave the house right now, you'd be in prison, fighting whores for cigarettes.

10) Penny Pingleton: Oh, no!
Tracy Turnblad: What?
Penny Pingleton: Your hair deflated!
Tracy Turnblad: Let it. It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man.
Penny Pingleton: You are so tough.

11) Edna Turnblad: You can't eat? Well, come on in and worry with us. I'll make you some pork.

12) Tracy Turnblad: I think I've kind of been in a bubble... thinking that fairness was gonna just happen. It's not. People like me are gonna have to get up off their fathers' laps and go out and fight for it.

13) (and the BEST sequence of all)

Motormouth Maybelle: [to Seaweed and Penny] Oh, so this is love? [pauses, then smiles]
Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.
Penny Pingleton: [deadpans] So, you've met my mom?

Bonus

Corny Collins: Live television, there’s nothing like it.


‘Cause I can’t get enough of this movie, ***grin***, here’s something special for ya.
(can anyone guess how many time I watched this rockin’ vid?



And speakin’ of rockin’



And for a bit of Queenly goodness…



MOTORMOUTH
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy,
I'm a growing girl 

I offer big love
With no apology
How can I deny the world
The most of me

I am not afraid
To throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound 

Because i'm
Big, blonde and beautiful
There is nothin' 'bout me
That's unsuitable

No one wants a meal
That only offers the least
When girl we're servin' up
The whole damn feast

Slice off a piece
Of that hog head cheese
Then take a look inside
My book of recipes

Now, don't you sniff around
For something fluffy and light
I need a man who brings
A man-size... Appetite

I'll use a pinch of sugar
And a dash of spice
I'll let ya lick the spoon
Because it tastes so nice

I'll keep it in my oven
'Til it's good and hot
Keep on stirring til it hits the spot
Because i'm...

Big, blonde and beautiful
There's nothin' 'bout us that's unsuitable
Why sit in the bleachers
Timid and afraid
When Edna,
You can be your own parade!

They say that
Black is whack
And big ain't in
Well that's just bull

Cause ladies big is back
And as for black
It's Beautiful

All shapes and sizes
Follow me
Who wants a twig
When you can have the whole tree


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